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Now organized!! Whod'a thunk?? "Choc-o-late goooooood!" "Quoinaniwhat?" Talon "Wha-quat?" "It always cheers me up when she falls down." "Clones are people two!" "Come on buddy, make it legal!" -- trying to provoke a fight. "I swear officer, I didn't know she was a statue!" "I swear ociffer, I only had tee martoonies!" "I swear ociffer, the light was pink!" "Don't worry, it's all legal..." -- with Nivven, discussing home security systems with Talon's parents. "I'll kick your butt so far up between your shoulders you'll have to open your mouth to take a crap." "Dibs on not me." -- on who should wake up Keahi "I'm gonna rip out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick your butt." "How would you like a twelve-gauge enema?" "Paisley is the colour of infinity" -- confirming what the rest of us suspected "Paisley is plaid on acid" -- "Your gravity well is messing up my game!" -- to Robyn. "I've gotta stop watching good movies, I can't write that many cross over stories!" "If it's got the ball, hit it. If it's still moving, you didn't hit it hard enough . . ." -- giving football tips. "Excuuuuuse meeeeee pleeeease!" -- shoulder-checking someone while playing hockey. "Just don't think about it, it hurts less that way." -- talking to anyone who doesn't understand the P6. "Never, EVER, try to tell T-ka a joke at three in the morning while camping unless you want to meet evil incarnate." "If you want to meet joyful glee incarnate, hand T-ka a gun. The harder the kick, the better." -- on how to get a smile... "You'd be paranoid too if everyone was out to get you!" "Go all the way, 250,000" Talon "Words? Pages?" Robyn "Rounds" Talon "I'm not lysdexic!" -- Talon's cousin Marty. Khystra "Do you want on top, or underneath?" -- to Talon, discussing sleeping arrangements. "I'm eating with my face." "I'm trying to be heartless, it's just too hard!" "It's got a big crack in it so I've got to suck the yuck out." Robyn "She's your kid. I had nothing to do with it!" -- to Ares, re: Nikki. "Of course I'm right. I'm always right. That's why I'm the interpid leader." "Some are born weird, some achieve weirdness, and some have weirdness thrust upon 'em." -- paraphrasing Shakespeare. "Take a Bite out of Crime. It tastes like Chicken." Racer X "Bite the hand the hand that feeds you. It tastes like whatever it was about to feed you." -- response to the above. "If you're going to lose, retain your dignity - take someone down with you!" -- inspired by sissyfight 2000 "Could you go and be stupid over THERE, please?" -- to his brother "The secret is to flip the french toast over when it's HALF done. :)" "If you got 7 experience points for swatting that mosquito, it's time to lay off the RPGs!" "From around 5am to 10am, reality is just a slow and twisted version of what it ought to be." "If you put your foot on the brakes, the last thing you want to see is microsoft's hourglass!" -- his weird programming teacher. Dmoug "Work is the curse of the drinking class" -- quoting Oscar Wilde "Why fight when you can drink a beer together?" "Alcohol can make more things than it can break." "Blame it on the chicken." "Monkeys disguised as ninjas... Monkeys disguised as nothing!!" -- quoting Micha and Bartje of the potloving ska-like band Iedereen zooo jotje while watching Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro "Ididn'tdoitnobodysawmedoitcan'tproveanything" -- quoting Bart Simpson "To be is to do." -- Some guy. "To do is to be." -- Some other guy. "Do be do be do." -- Frank Sinatra "Don't disturb, I'm disturbed enough." "I'm not a crazed lunatic... I only act like one sometimes... well, okay, often... okayokay, nearly always..." Riley "We're not a gang, we're a subculture." "Paisley isn't a colour, it's a state of mind." Taeha "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now." "I hate people." Aetolus "She's the kind of person who has one side, and it's a bubble." "You two cause more sentient chaos that I can stand." --to Robyn and Taeha "But I want to keep sucking on it. It tastes good." "Whowhatwherehowwhy?" "Why for you do that?" "Here come the men in Plaid... Swiss army knife avengers" -- Sung to the MiB theme Fritters "Expect only lameness from sucky monkeys." "I'll never have nice things until I learn to stop feeding them to coyotes." Nikki "Umm... The sun is beeping." -- quoting Daniel Jackson General P6 Quotes (General Who??) "Chaos, panic, and disorder . . . my work here is done!" "When are we right now?" "The safest place to be when Dudley is shooting is right in front of the target" -- No one is willing to claim this one... "You can gauge how good a movie is by counting Talon's TPS rate (Twitches Per Second)." "Duct tape is like the force, it's got a light side and a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together." "What duck?" "Oreo" Just Good Stuff "I believe in dragons, good men, and other mythological creatures" -- Unknown Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs -- Unknown P6 Fan "If I ever catch that dog, I'm gonna cut his tail off behind his head!" -- Grampa Leo. "No man can escape his weird." -- Ancient Viking Proverb. "The march of evolution is lead by freaks." -- Unknown (if you can tell me, I'll give you 100 brownie points RG). "I always say, you can achieve more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word." -- Marcus, Babylon 5. "I hate it when I'm right." -- Weird Al Yankovic. "If you think you're life is over and you blew it, remember, it's only half over, and you only half blew it. Now go out and finish the job!" -- Red Green. "FISH BAIT! - Place these peas on the shore, right at the edge of the water, and when a fish comes up to eat them, GRAB IT BY THE TAIL!" -- An obscure bag of peas. "If you'll admit that you were wrong, then we'll admit that we're right." -- Sloan. "Here's the plan. I start hitting people, hard, in the face. We'll see where that takes us." -- Angel. "These things were definitely thought up by a bored warlock." -- Angel on cellular phones. "Wish me monsters." -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "Paranoia is just another word for longevity" -- Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter. "This is my brick, show me yours." -- Lego Street Preachers album title. "Hope makes the foolish live in joy." -- Translation of a saying which is either Dutch or Belgian (I think). "Smile... you're dying." -- Heideroosjes album title. "AVON CALLING!!!" -- D&D Game character after knocking door down. "Orcs are people too" -- O.R.C. Slogan (Shadowrun). "When Bungee jumping 3 things pass through your head "Never mock the cookie." -- Uncle, from The Jackie Chan Adventures. "Any closet is a walk in closet if you try hard enough." -- Steve Wright, Contributed by Phoenix 42 "I'm beyond help." -- Phoenix 42 "Don't drop any hard drives on the floor, that's my job!" -- Phoenix 42 teaching new people how to build a computer. "A computer once beat me in chess, but was no match for me in kickboxing." -- Emo Philips, Contributed by Phoenix 42 |