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Written by pochacco_10@hotmail.com 
Our story begins in a serene meadow with butterflies and bluebirds, and various other animals that start with "B". The sun is shining, and there isn't a cloud in the sky. "Hark!" You say, because Harking is what trendy people do these days. "Hark!" You repeat again, because you're ultra-cool.
"Is that the sound of a---HONK!!!" No, you didn't say honk, it came from over there. you decide to go investigate. When you get over there, It becomes clear that the honking was coming from a purple goose behind the bushes. "HONK!" It says again, to prove it's point. At this point, you're
wondering if you're dreaming. The only solution, You think, Is to poke myself in the eye until I stop halucinating. You begin to poke yourself in the eye. "Ow" you say. Then "Ow". Then "Ow". "Ow". "Ow". "Ow". All of a sudden, The goose starts talking.
"Stop this silliness HONK!" It says. Puzzled by the intelligent remark of the goose, coupled with it's loud honking, and the fact that your eye hurts, you blurt out "Why did you say honk?" then, as an afterthought, you add "Hey, a talking goose!" "Damn right I can talk," Says the goose, then adds a loud "HONK!" "There, again you honked!" you say "Well, I have to, I'm a goose. It's my HONK! instinct." "Why did you decide to talk to me?" 
"Because I'm a talking purple goose, thats why. If HONK! you have a problem with that, I'll kick your A$$"
By this time, you've realized that the goose has somewhat of a potty mouth. "So what do you want from me?" You ask. "Well, seriously, I need to stop HONK! honking. If I don't, I'll get a sore throat, and I could die from some nasty Goose disease." "Problem solved!" You squeal happily. "Really? HONK!" The goose asks. "Really!" You say as you whip out your trusty roll of duct tape and wrap it around the goose's beak. "Problem solved!" You squeal again "I'll call you Dorito! HONK!" FIN |